Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Happy Women's day!

Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Jeevan said...

Nice one, Happy Women's day.

08:09  
Blogger Iris said...

There are two sides to every coin LOL :)

18:42  
Anonymous Yo Yo :) said...

good one!!

18:08  
Blogger smiley said...

Jeevan, As long as the women are happy we are happy too.

Iris, Two sides to a coin, but always seem to favour the fairer sex. lol

Yoyo:), I see u have a smile in your name. Welcome

04:12  

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