Sunday, February 12, 2006

Giving 100% plus? Bullshit

Got it thro an email, really interesting

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

Well, here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following. IF: A = 1 B = 2 C = 3 D = 4 E = 5 F = 6 G = 7 H = 8 I = 9 J = 10 K = 11 L = 12 M = 13 N = 14 O = 15 P = 16 Q = 17 R = 18 S = 19 T = 20 U = 21 V = 22 W = 23 X = 24 Y = 25 Z = 26 Then:

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 Only 96% But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...

This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

8 Comments:

Blogger revatechnic said...

ok.. have heard of the rest of the calculations.. not bullshit!!
hahaa
but i guess it works sometimes.. speaking from experience yaar..!

19:55  
Blogger ashok said...

LOL smiley

22:25  
Blogger Jeevan said...

:)

02:57  
Blogger Iris said...

:)

19:45  
Blogger peppers said...

I am sending this post to my boss.

16:57  
Blogger raz said...

:) lol a good one... yeah bullshit is apt for manythings we go thro'

18:10  
Blogger smiley said...

Reva, You are right. It does work sometime but not always.

Ashok, Thanks for dropping by :)

Jeevan, :)

Iris, :)

Peppers, Hope your boss does not take it serious. :) Do you have a blog or email address?

Raz, :)

22:57  
Blogger Rohit Talwar said...

Wow! Wonderful Maths! ;)

23:58  

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