Friday, March 17, 2006

Calling God on the phone











We have all learned to live with a 'voice mail' as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install a voicemail?'

Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD. Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Angel.

What if God used the familiar excuse... 'I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order as received, so please stay on the line

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:

If you would like to speak to Alpha God, Press 1.
For Lord Beta, Press 2.
For Angel Gama, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear the Angels sing a holy song whilst you are holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her PIN number, then press the 0 key.

If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).

Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.

This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.

Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.

If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.

THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE A VOICE MAIL AND LISTENS WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

Got it by email and thank God, he does not have email too

11 Comments:

Blogger Jeevan said...

haha... very funny. evangalam 21st century kadavul.

02:41  
Blogger Kaps said...

looks like an ideal forward

05:56  
Blogger வேதா said...

hi thats too good

08:02  
Blogger mitr_bayarea said...

nice one...

15:16  
Blogger Sandai-Kozhi said...

hahhaa!!

awsome!

15:29  
Blogger smiley said...

Jeevan, good imagination by whoever who wrote that one

Kaps, It was forwarded to me also

Veda, Maybe I will forward the extensions directory list. I am doing my wrist/computer exercise, thank you

Mitr, :) Keep coming back

Precious, :):):)

18:29  
Blogger Nirek said...

Cho chweet....
btw hv u seen this call center movie
http://callcentermovie.com/movie/movie.html

20:48  
Blogger Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

Hehehehe. Tht was a
very nice post...

23:00  
Blogger reghu nath thooran said...

good one

13:26  
Blogger SamY said...

ha haa :))

was very interesting to read ;) ... he he ... reminds me of the movie Bruce Almighty :)

keep em commin once in a while

20:15  
Blogger smiley said...

Ponnarasi, :)

Reghu, welcome to my site and keep coming back

Samy, Sure will do

03:31  

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