Calling God on the phone

We have all learned to live with a 'voice mail' as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install a voicemail?'

Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD. Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Angel.

What if God used the familiar excuse... 'I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order as received, so please stay on the line

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:

If you would like to speak to Alpha God, Press 1.
For Lord Beta, Press 2.
For Angel Gama, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear the Angels sing a holy song whilst you are holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her PIN number, then press the 0 key.

If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).

Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.

This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.

Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.

If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.

THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE A VOICE MAIL AND LISTENS WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

Got it by email and thank God, he does not have email too