Thursday, January 19, 2006

You think you had a bad day


A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~Mary H. Waldrip

Having a bad day???

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mysteryas to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so aworldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday janitor, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day??

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80, 000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day???

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day??

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day???

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits

There now, feeling Better ?

9 Comments:

Anonymous tamilan said...

Is that cat a male or a female? Feel better after reading your blog.

04:47  
Blogger Aswin Anand T.H. said...

ha ha ha...superb..

btw, 1GB is not enough...computer is switched on most of the nights to download something or other, to take advantage of the 2am to 8am free time.

10:38  
Blogger smiley said...

Tamilan, male or female? Good my blog could bring some change ;)
Aswin, I thought so. Anyway still decidimg on BSNL or VSNL

14:15  
Blogger Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

Hahaha, tht was a very nice post. After reading tht, "I never had any bad day & I never will have any bad day" :))

Have a nice day,
Ponnarasi Kothandaraman.

09:50  
Blogger smiley said...

Pnnarasi, thanks for visiting and the comment. After reading that I have never had a bad day also

20:26  
Blogger shobhna said...

you have a nice blog :)

11:49  
Blogger smiley said...

Shobna, Thank you for visiting my blogsite. Learning to blog from regular bloggers like you people.

20:22  
Blogger aquamarine said...

loved the last one...well deserved

03:10  
Blogger smiley said...

Aqua

Loved the way the prayer was done. Cute. thanks for dropping by.

03:47  

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