Tuesday, January 24, 2006

It looks like she's been waiting for a long time!




















A store that sells husbands has just opened in the city where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day

12 Comments:

Blogger shobhna said...

:) :)

09:10  
Blogger mitr_bayarea said...

smiley-

great one...haha....true, true!!!

15:28  
Blogger Jeevan said...

Funny post. Tn tamil there is a line, Parasai Paruum Nastam.:)

02:41  
Blogger Vanathi said...

Hahaha...

03:47  
Blogger Iris said...

I guess that is a bad business venture. No wonder we have never seen such a mall around here :)

05:29  
Blogger Ponnarasi Kothandaraman said...

Hahahaha, Really great post.

Have a nice day,
Ponnarasi

05:40  
Anonymous Kirishnan said...

Great post friend!!! Keep blogging...By the way, this is the first time I'm visiting ur blog. Keep up the good work.

Cheers!!!

06:12  
Blogger Rohit Talwar said...

hahahaa!

09:43  
Blogger smiley said...

Shobhna
:)

Mitr
Thanks for visiting my blog and it is very true

Jeevan
:)

Vanathi
Take your time, but not too long...

Iris
Maybe no one has thought about it? :)

Ponnarasi
Thanks.

Krishnan
Thanks for visiting and the comment

Rohit
:)

05:14  
Blogger Madhu said...

my first visit here... and I have a similar post on my blog.. :)

22:36  
Blogger smiley said...

madhu, thanks for dropping by. i will check your blog

07:49  
Blogger Keshi said...

hahahaha Smiley nice pic! I had a similar pic in one of my earlier posts.

btw I have read this joke b4. LOL sooooo funny and so damn true na :):)

Keshi.

17:12  

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